Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Furniture Assembly company Adds FREE Phone Calls for Posts, Questions,Comments, & Feedback

Hello Everyone!

I am very pleased to announce that EZ Furniture Assembly & Interior Innovations, LLC, the owner of NYC Dwellings & Interior Innovations has combined the efforts of Google's new phone service so anyone can ask whatever questions they have or leave feedback on our new FREE phone service. I am so very happy with this service because use it allows us to answer technical questions for everyone via their voice recording and we can either respond by email, post, or call the person in need directly.

I truely believe that this will be an asset to our company as a whole.We want this blog to be New York City's #1 stop for everything from FREE classifieds to FREE furniture purchasing advice and much, much, more! We want to KNOW what YOU want.

I really hope to hear from you soon! Our blog has had 3000 plus visitors over the last 3 months yet nobody has yet to leave comments. I hope this will change very soon because we are doing everything we can to make this YOUR blog.

Christopher Purnell
Lead Editor

Do You Own a KILLER Couch?

SAN FRANCISCO, Feb 26 (OneWorld) - Most of California's furniture contains toxic chemicals that have been linked to cancer, birth defects, hormone disruption, and neurological and reproductive dysfunction, according to a report released today.

Killer couch?
Killer couch?
The so-called halogenated fire retardants are particularly harmful to infants and children, said Friends of the Earth, the nonprofit citizens group that tested 350 items of furniture in stores and people's houses.

"We found that two thirds of furniture sold in retail stores and 50 percent of furniture in people's homes contain high amounts of halogenated fire retardants," said Russell Long, the group's vice president. "So for the typical consumer that may have five to ten pieces of furniture in their home, their home is full of these chemicals."

The report, titled "Killer Couches: Protecting Infants and Children from Toxic Exposure," also includes information on other studies, which have shown that most Americans who undergo testing have halogenated fire retardants stored in their bodies, with babies and children showing the highest levels.

Researchers say that infants and children are the most vulnerable to the effects of halogenated fire retardant chemicals, which travel through the placenta and breast milk. Levels of these chemicals in breast milk have increased 40-fold since the 1970s.

When halogenated fire retardants burn, they turn into dioxin, one of the most dangerous chemicals known to man. Dioxin accumulates in the human body and can be passed down from generation to generation and is present in mother's breast milk.

Halogenated fire retardants also emit a dark smoke that can reduce visibility for firefighters and expose rescue workers to extremely toxic and cancer causing chemicals.

"These fire retardants were removed from children's pajamas in the 1970s because they were found to change children's DNA and likely be carcinogenic."
- California State Assemblyman Mark Leno
California State Assemblyman Mark Leno of San Francisco has introduced a bill to ban the chemical in California. The bill is named in honor of Leno's daughter, Crystal Golden-Jefferson, a firefighter for the Los Angeles County Fire Department who died from workplace-related non-Hodgkin lymphoma.

Leno notes that the state barred the chemicals' use in children's pajamas a generation ago.

"These fire retardants were removed from children's pajamas in the 1970s because they were found to change children's DNA and likely be carcinogenic," Leno said. "Now we have these same chemicals in many of our most intimate household products."

Leno's bill passed the State Assembly, but fell one vote short in the California Senate. The bill is backed by state fire fighters unions, environmental groups, and furniture manufacturers.

It is opposed by chambers of commerce, multiple departments in Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's administration, and the chemicals' manufacturer, which is represented by the Washington, DC- and Brussels-based Bromine Science and Environmental Forum (BSEF).

Documents on file with the California Secretary of State show that, faced with the potential banning of its product, BSEF spent nearly $7 million lobbying the California legislature last year in a successful bid to kill Leno's measure.

"We felt we did rather well," said Leno, "considering many millions of dollars were spent by the bromine chemical industry dressing themselves up as 'Californians for Fire Safety' with a multimedia campaign that included full page, full color ads in many newspapers, multiple mailings to constituents across the state of California, and television and radio advertisements; and despite that barrage of misinformation we came just two voters short of sending it to the governor."

In letters to key legislative committees, BSEF argued that Leno's bill "jeopardizes public health and safety by forcing manufacturers to switch to unspecified alternatives that do not have the same established history of use and which must comply with an as yet undefined flame resistance standard to be established by the Bureau."

They also argued that it will "likely result in reduced levels of fire safety for the citizens of California," a difficult assertion to sustain considering the bill's support from multiple fire fighters unions.

Groundwater, drinking water, ambient air, oceans, and ecosystems have also been contaminated by halogenated fire retardants, which are now being detected in wildlife throughout the world -- in areas as remote as the Arctic Circle.

Some of the highest levels have been found in harbor seals and aquatic life in the San Francisco Bay.

These compounds have also been found in dairy products, meat, poultry, and fish.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Why Does IKEA Sell Incomplete Beds???

I can't believe that IKEA continues to sell beds to people without all the pieces, and then has the (excuse my french) balls to blame the consumer for not knowing they needed this particular item. I know many of you are wondering what this nut is rambling on about now,right? Thought so! Anyway, all of IKEA's lovely, beautiful, chic, easy to assemble, beds use slats to support the box spring and mattress. However, at least 8 out of 10 customers purchase the beds not knowing they need to also purchase these slats seperate along with a support brace that goes directly down the middle of the bed to support the slats. Probaly for extra protection, right? Wrong! See the slats which are wooden supports that can be found on beds dating back 200 years or better. These slats are normally the same size as the width of the bed to support the box spring & mattress or you would have it on the floor. Now, for some unknown reason IKEA has chosen to cut the size of the slats in half and have them rest on a support brace in the middle of the bed. Why? Wouldn't it be easier just to include the slats in one of the 25 boxes they send with the bed? The best part about all this is they never tell you that you also need to purchase the support brace that sits in the middle and the 2 rolls of slats seperately or your bed will just be laying on the inside of the frame on the floor. Why? Couldn't they add $20 bucks to the cost of the bed set and include these two necessary parts? Or at least have a sign by the bed that reads something like, " Buying a Bed? Don't forget to purchase your support bracket & bed slats. Ask an associate if you need help". But God forbid you call them and complain! I had one poor women who waited a full month for her furniture to get delivered by Urban Express who delivers for IKEA, and all she kept saying how much she was looking forward to sleeping on a bed tonight off the floor. Well, after they finally came I had to tell her that unless she was going to get a hotel she would be on the floor again tonight because they didn't include the support bracket or the slats. She thought maybe the delivery guys forgot or misplaced them so she frantically called them only for them to call back and say they got everything she ordered. I reviewed the receipt and they were right in the meantime my damsel in distress was calling IKEA customer service. She explained that she spent almost $10,000 at their store and they forgot to send her the bracket and bed slats. This rep was quick to shoot back making it clear that they had made no mistake on THEIR part, that she failed to buy all the parts needed to correctly assemble the bed. Now this put this poor girl over the edge and she used some rather nasty but appropriate words on this weasel. She went on to explain she wasn't an interior designer nor a professional furniture crafter, that she only bought a bed that she assumed needed no more than that so called easy assembly. She finally gave up and and I felt so bad I told her i would go to IKEA the next day and get it for her. Well, not only did I get hers, I got another dozen of both the support bracket and the slats. And to this day after I have sent at least a dozen letters to the manager 8 out of 10 bed sets are still missing these pieces in which I must bring to the work site and explain to the customer that I am not trying to scam them but IKEA didn't inform you that you would need these pieces as well to assemble the bed correctly, or at least keep it off the floor. My only question is WHY?????????????????? It appears at times that IKEA makes things harder than they should, in which I shouldn't be complaining because if it was as easy as they claimed I would be out of work. However, when you buy your bed don't forget the support brace or slats!

If you went through this before please share your story I'm sure our readers would love to hear it. For the life of me I cannot figure out why we don't have many posts from our readers because in the last 3 months our website was viewed almost 4000 times! So if you have something to say, SAY IT!!!





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Monday, February 25, 2008

Is Your Home Childproof??? If You Have Children it Better Be.

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Childproofing your home is a VERY SERIOUS matter that I believe anyone with children, or is expecting to either start taking preventive measures now, or hire a professional company to come in and do an overall assessment and then decide if you want to the work yourself or hire the company to handle it. Due to an overwhelming response from a survey our company conducted with past clients we have decided to add a childproofing service to our many other household services. We have a professional childproofing technician come out to your home and preform a top to bottom assessment of what measures need to be taken, placing emphasis on areas that differ from one household to another depending on the amount of children as well as their ages. This service is between $100.00-$150.00 , and if you decide to use our service to complete the childproofing that amount will be deducted from the service cost. After the evaluation is completed which on average takes about 1-2 hours, the inspector will sit down with you and go over whet he/she feels is in need of immediate attention and continue to make suggestions on the items listed on the report in which you will be furnished a copy of so you can start acting on those safety issues now, or hire another service to complete it for you. We normally charge between $300.00-$1200.00 depending on the size of the home and the amount of services and products required. Our prices are all inclusive and their is never a separate charge for materials or labor it is all included in the price. We have had some clients who wanted the normal safety issues taken care of while we had others who requested we have cameras placed in every area the children will be in so they can monitor them from another location. We also have installed hidden "Nanny Cameras" that are hidden cameras that are placed throughout the home to ensure the person taking care of your child is doing the right thing. Please take a moment to visit our website by clicking here and the go to our childproofing page. If you decide you would like to speak with us, or schedule an appointment for an evaluation you can use the "contact us" form here or on our website. However, below we have listed in detail several measures we feel every parent should put into place a.s.a.p. because there is no putting the milk back in the glass after it has spilt!

Child proofing your home can seem like a formidable task at times, but when you consider some of the statistics regarding child injuries in the home, you begin to realize that even the smallest prevention measures go a long way.

Now is always the time to get started, whether you have a baby already or if one is on the way. Time passes so quickly, and before you know it, your baby will be rolling, crawling and walking his way into everything.

If you’re short on time, consider hiring a professional child proofer versus doing it yourself. Often these professionals can accomplish in a couple of hours what would take you days to complete. If you plan on doing it yourself, consider the following hazards and remedies:

Stoves, Ovens and Other Appliances

Hazards: With stoves, toddler hands are at just the right height to reach burners, pot handles and sometimes even knobs.

Ovens can be opened and crawled into, whether on or off. Dishwashers can be opened and often contain sharp objects such as knives or breakables like glassware. Refrigerators contain many items that pose choking hazards and they are airtight, which could cause a child to suffocate if they managed to crawl inside and shut the door.

Remedy: Install locking latches on all appliances that open and close. Install knob covers to prevent a child from turning on burners and a stove guard to protect hands. Always keep pot handles turned inward while cooking.

Suggested Products:

  • Safety 1st Stove Knob Covers
  • Adjustable Stove Guard
  • Safety 1st Oven Lock
  • All-Purpose Locking Strap (for dishwashers)
  • On/Off Appliance Lock (for refrigerators and other appliances)

Cabinets and Drawers

Hazards: Cabinets and drawers contain a multitude of hazards including sharp objects, chemicals, medications, and items that could pose a choking hazard.

Remedy: Install latches to the insides of drawers and cabinets whenever possible. Use knob latches on doors with knobs, if necessary. Make sure drawers and cabinets in all rooms are equipped with these devices. If you have an irregular cabinet and you can’t find a latch that fits, consider emptying the cabinet or making it a spot for toys and other safe objects. If you can, keep poisons and chemicals completely out of a baby’s reach and locked away.

Suggested Products:

  • Safety 1st Magnetic Tot Lok for Cabinet Doors and Drawers
  • KidCo Swivel Cabinet and Drawer Lock
  • Safety 1st Cabinet Slide Locks

Plants

Hazards: Many plants are poisonous and can cause illness or death. Potting materials pose a choking hazard.

Remedy: Be aware of the types of plants you keep, and make sure they are labeled. Do not use rocks or marbles in potting materials or as a ground cover for plants. Keep poisonous plants well out of reach, preferably outside the home completely.

Vases, Decorative Glassware

Hazards: Vases, decorative bowls and glassware, and other knick-knacks can break and cause cuts or lacerations. Many knick-knacks or plastic flowers have small parts that can break off and cause a choking hazard.

Remedy: Put all vases and other dangerous decorations out of the reach of children. It may be tempting to leave some items out in order to “teach” your child about off-limits objects, but it’s safer (and less frustrating) in the long run to just remove them.

Tables

Hazards: Coffee tables and other tables have sharp corners. Coffee tables are especially hazardous because as babies learn to walk, they use these low tables to “cruise.”

Remedy: Install table cushions. There are some brands that just fit on corners and others that go all the way around the table. You can also make your own padding system or remove any tables that might cause injury until your child is older. One company will even custom make a machine washable, cushioned top to fit your exact table.

Suggested Products:

  • Safety 1st Table Edge Bumper
  • Table Edge Guard with Four Corners

Stairs

Hazards: More than half of all nonfatal injuries to children are from falls, according to the National SAFE KIDS Campaign. Many of these falls involve unprotected stairways. In addition, baby walkers cause more injuries than any other type of nursery product, with most of these injuries involving stairs. This has led the American Academy of Pediatrics to call for a ban of baby walkers.

Remedy: Install safety gates at the top and bottom of stairs. For the top of stairs, make sure that the gate has a secure latch and is not a pressure-type gate. Keep stairs free of clutter that could cause a fall not only for your baby, but for you as well. Always supervise a young child as they learn to climb stairs. If you feel you must use a walker, make sure you never allow your child to use it near stairs.

Suggested Products:

  • Secure Solutions Stair Gate
  • Extra Tall Stair Gate with Alarm
  • Clear Banister Guard Kits (come in various sizes)
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Smoke Detection

Hazards: According to the United States Fire Administration, two thirds of home fires that kill children happen in homes that have no smoke detectors. Infants and toddlers are especially susceptible to the dangers of fire and smoke, since they are often elevated in cribs where smoke can rise and are unable to escape a fire on their own.

Remedy: Install smoke detectors on every floor of your home, with detectors outside every bedroom door as well. Check your smoke detector’s battery at least once a year.

Suggested Products:

  • Kidde Smoke Detector
  • Vocal Smoke Detector (uses your recorded voice to alert your family of a fire)
  • Bosch Covert Color Smoke Detector Camera

Carbon Monoxide

Hazards: Carbon Monoxide is an odorless, colorless gas that is a by-product of combustion.
Common sources include water heaters, gas stoves and ovens, gas dryers, and fireplaces. Dr. Marc Bayer, medical director of the Connecticut Poison Control Center, warns about the dangers saying, "Carbon monoxide poisoning can cause neurological problems, learning disabilities, memory loss and personality changes in children and can lead to miscarriage or stillbirth for women exposed during pregnancy."

Remedy: Install carbon monoxide detectors in your home. Because alternate light and heat sources like candles and fireplaces may be used during power outages, consider a model that is battery operated or has a battery backup.

Suggested Products:

  • Kidde Carbon Monoxide Detectors
  • First Alert Battery-Operated Carbon Monoxide Detector
  • Carbon Monoxide Detectors with Digital Displays

Water Heaters

Hazards: According to the TOMA Foundation for Burned Children, scalds are the leading cause of accidental death in the home for children from birth to age four and account for 40 percent of the burn injuries for children up to age 14. At 130 degrees F, it only takes 30 seconds for a serious burn to occur and at 140 degrees F, it takes just five seconds.

Remedy: Make sure your water heater’s thermostat is set at 120 degrees F or below. Consider purchasing temperature-change bath products like those listed below that will indicate when the water is too hot for your baby’s skin. In addition, when running bathwater, make sure that you run cold water first and then hot water. Run all water before you put the baby in the tub and always test the water beforehand.

Suggested Products:

  • Safety Bath Cradle from Munchkin
  • Safety First Comfy Duck Bath Center

Electrical Outlets

Hazards: Unprotected electrical outlets cause thousands of injuries and hundreds of deaths each year. The Consumer Product Safety Commission reports that of those reported injuries, a full 86 percent occurred in children that were 1 to 4 years of age.

Remedy: Install face plates or outlet covers and make sure power strips are covered with a suitable safety device. The Biokinetics Research Laboratory of Temple University conducted a study to determine the effectiveness of the plug-in type outlet covers, and found that in most cases, children aged 2 to 4 could remove the covers. In covers that were 1/16” thick with a flat oval face, 100 percent of the children in the study could remove the cover! So while these covers are better than nothing, it’s best to install the tamper-resistant outlet face covers.

Suggested Products:

  • Baby Safe Slide Outlet Cover
  • Power Strip Cover
  • Summer Infant Safe and Secure Outlet Covers

Electrical Cords

Hazards: Electrical cords pose two hazards. First, they are often attached to heavy equipment or lamps, and babies and toddlers can pull them down onto themselves. Second -- and many parents aren’t aware of this hazard -- if a baby or toddler mouths a cord, even the smallest break can cause electrocution or burns. Saliva is an excellent conductor of electricity, so the burn area can be quite extensive.

Remedy: Buy cord bundlers and secure cords to furniture so that they cannot be pulled. Buy cord shorteners for cords that babies can frequently reach (such as a baby monitor near a changing table). Watch teething babies very carefully, since cords are a tempting treat. Make sure all electrical cords are free of breaks, kinks and holes.

Suggested Products:

Fireplaces

Hazards: Fireplaces can cause injuries due to the hard, sharp edges of a hearth, from burns and also from materials inside that could cause choking, even when the fire isn’t burning.

Remedy: Install a fireplace guard to keep children out of the fireplace and place a hearth cushion around sharp edges. It is probably a good idea to stop using the fireplace if possible until your child is at an age where they can understand fire safety. Never leave a child unattended near a fireplace, whether there is a guard in place or not.

Suggested Products:

  • KidCo Hearth Gate
  • Hearth Cushion

Doors

Hazards: Doors pose several hazards. Doors can lead to areas of the home (or outdoors) that aren’t safe for your child. They can also pose a finger-pinch hazard. Additionally, an often overlooked problem exists in the doorstop. If you have the metal coil doorstop, the end cap can pose a choking hazard. You might be tempted to just remove the cap, but the metal coil can be sharp.

Remedy: Cover doorknobs with safety covers – one for each door you don’t want your child to be able to open. Purchase finger protectors to prevent pinching, and install one-piece plastic doorstops.

Suggested Products:

  • Clear Grip Door Knob Covers
  • KidCo Sliding Door Locks
  • Safety 1st Lever Handle Lock

Windows

Hazards: Each year in the United States, nearly 4,700 children receive injuries caused by falls from windows.


At least half of these occur when children climb on furniture to look out a window. Another hazard comes not from windows, but from cords used on drapes and blinds. These pose a serious strangulation hazard.

Remedy: Install window guards that only allow the window to open a few inches. Move all furniture that children can climb on away from windows. Keep windows locked, and never allow children to sit on window sills. Purchase cord winders for window blinds and make sure the cords are always out of reach of children.

Suggested Products:

  • Kidco Window Wedge
  • Window Blinds Cord Wind-Ups

Bookcases and TV Carts

Hazards: Bookcases, TV carts, microwave carts and other top-heavy furniture pose a risk because they can tip over if a child hangs or climbs on them. Your child could become entrapped or crushed underneath the weight of such furniture.

Remedy: Use straps or anchors to secure furniture to a wall or floor. Several TV carts have been recalled recently, and companies are offering repair kits to make the pieces safe. Check to see if a brand you are using has been involved in a product recall.

Suggested Products:

  • Furniture Wall Straps

Toilets

Hazards: Toilets cause a hazard to young children because a child can drown if they fall in. It only takes a small amount of water to cover a baby’s mouth and nose. Children cause a hazard to toilets, as well, when they throw small objects and toys inside.

Remedy: Use toilet lid locks on all toilets or keep the bathroom door securely shut at all times. Supervise children at all times in the bathroom and take a baby out of the bathroom if you have to run to answer the phone or door.

Suggested Products:

  • Toilet Locks

Purses and Keys

Hazards: Purses contain an assortment of hazards, including medication, coins, paper clips and sharp objects. Decorative key rings often have small parts that can come off and pose a choking hazard.

Remedy: It may seem like you’ve got the entire house completely baby proofed, but not if you regularly set your purse or keys where your child can reach them. Make it a habit to keep these items locked away or out of reach and never let a baby teeth on a key ring.



Floors

Hazards: Deep carpets hide objects that can cause choking such as coins. The corners of kitchen floors, especially underneath cabinet edges, often harbor choking hazards like dried pasta, beans or pet food.

Remedy: Get down on the floor and check for items regularly.

Keep the floor swept and vacuumed and make sure any pasta or other spills are cleaned up immediately. Keep pet food and bowls inaccessible to children.



Other Tips

Child proofing is ongoing. Don’t just do the job of baby proofing once. Take a look around before your baby is born, once your baby is crawling, and again once he starts walking. Be sure to get down on your hands and knees as you look around the home, to find hazards your adult eyes may not see as readily as your baby’s eyes will.

Educate Yourself and Other Caregivers. Make sure you take a first aid and CPR class, and encourage anyone who will be taking care of your child to do the same, including grandparents, aunts and uncles. Make sure child care providers and babysitters are CPR certified.

As an extra measure, consider purchasing a CPR Prompt Rescue Aid for around $40. This device contains spoken, step-by-step instructions on how to perform CPR on a child. There are full-size versions available as well as a keychain version.

Employ Constant Supervision. Remember, the most crucial part of baby proofing involves adult supervision. Always be aware of your surroundings and keep a close watch on your child at all times.



NO MATTER WHERE YOU BUY IT, WHO DOES IT, JUST DO IT FOR YOUR CHILDRENS SAKE. I HATE TO THINK OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL, INNOCENT CHILDREN WE LOSE EVERY YEAR TO DISEASES WE HAVE NO CURE FOR, ACCIDENTS THAT THERE WAS NOTHING ANYONE COULD DO TO PREVENT, BUT THIS IS SOMETHING WE CAN PREVENT! DO THE RIGHT THING!



Christopher C. Purnell
President & Founder
www.ezfurnitureassembly.com

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Imagine a Whole Apartment in one Box!

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It might not look like it, but inside this box, there's an armoire, a desk, a height-adjustable stool, two more stools, a six-shelf bookcase, and a bed with a mattress. Casulo, the brilliant, modular setup designed by Marcel Krings & Sebastian Mühlhäuser, hides furnishings enough for an entire room -- or, heck, an entire apartment -- in a small 31"x47" (that's 80 cm x 120 cm) box. Two people can lift, carry, and assemble (and then disassemble, when it's time to move) each piece of furniture within the Casulo in about 10 minutes -- it requires no tools for assembly -- and every part of the boxy exterior is Green.

Is this amazing or what? It amazes me how we are able to create and manufacturer such quality products that are Green and can be shipped in smaller spaces which means lower costs. I am not exactly certain where you could find this st, but I am sure www.treehugger.com would be a good place to start.

However, if you have the normal flatpack furniture and need professional assembly we at www.ezfurnitureassembly.com would be happy to help.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Pastor Paul Wirth Issues 30 Day Sex Challenge

If sex isn't in your schedule as much as you'd like, a Florida pastor is proposing a challenge.

"We're launching into our 30-day sex challenge. We wanted to be able to help couples both married and single to really refocus their sex lives around what God's principles are," says Paul Wirth, Pastor of "Relevant Church" in Ybor City, Florida.

Pastor Wirth says he came up with the idea because so many people have told him they have "no time for sex".

The paster says, married people should try to have sex for 30 days. A few people have already signed up for the "30-Day Sex Challenge".

Doug Webber says, "Between life, the house, the kids, the business, sometimes how this whole thing got started gets kind of forgotten. So that's what I'm most excited about it, I'm excited about that refocusing time for us."

But single people also have a challenge. The pastor says they have to abstain from sex. "We're asking the single people to take a break from sex, maybe take a sex detox for 30 days ... even if they've been together for years. Because maybe the sex for them has been the central theme of their relationship and maybe they're missing a part of it."

Jarrett Haas is single and has accepted the challenge. "I want to be able to say you know whenever I do find a wife one day, hey I did this for you when I was 26 years old."

Pastor Webber says while this challenge should re-kindle passion and affection in marriages, it will also teach singles to appreciate themselves and their partners without the sex.



Artist in Residence

When Guy Ben-Ner goes to Ikea, he’s not there for the meatballs.




Ikea’s homepage recently proposed: “Feel free to take advantage of us.” At Postmasters Gallery, the wily Guy Ben-Ner has happily obliged. Last year, without permission, this Israel-born artist who lives in New York and Berlin—he ably represented Israel in the 2005 Venice Biennale—installed himself, his wife, and their two cutie-pie kids in Ikea model rooms all over the world. Setting a camcorder on “auto,” Ben-Ner filmed his family in a semi-scripted soap opera. Most scenes last until Ikea staff throws everyone out. The result is the bitingly crackpot, politically poignant eighteen-minute Stealing Beauty.

Ben-Ner’s film, while a bit inert and drawn-out, takes cues from Buster Keaton, Rube Goldberg, John Cage, vaudeville, Frederic Engels, and Edward Said. Shots are well-planned but simple, chance dictates results, sight gags reign, identity politics are ever present. In the opening scene, we watch the straight-faced beanpole Ben-Ner duck behind a shower curtain and begin to bathe. Ben-Ner’s wife peers into the shower and catches him masturbating. He throws on a robe and dashes out, protesting that he was only washing. His son and daughter enter as Ben-Ner pours a drink (we hear liquid, but nothing comes out of the pitcher). Ben-Ner’s wife tells him that his children have been misbehaving. He lectures the kids, spouting pseudo-Marxist bromides like “the family stops the property from leaking out,” holding forth on the value of objects, commodities, and the means of production. The son asks, “Is Mom private property?” and the kids write a manifesto of statements like “Children of the world, unite.” If Air America ran after-school specials, they’d sound like this.

Throughout, visual glitches multiply. Ben-Ner interrupts scenes to give stage directions. Strangers walk through, some staring as if at the zoo. The tags on the furniture switch languages. Announcements in German, Hebrew, and English intrude. The family keeps looking off-camera, skittish as deer. The narrative flows uninterrupted from room to room, continuity be damned. In one scene, Ben-Ner lies in five different beds.

As ordinary as the surroundings are, the Ben-Ners aren’t your typical TV family. They have accents and dark skin, and stand out like glockenspiels in these squeaky-clean Euro environments. The Ben-Ners behave as if they were displaced nomads, acting out a primal need and a territorial aggression, claiming these Ikeas as a kind of Promised Land.

Much political art is overdidactic, with a false axis of right and wrong. Ben-Ner’s art is richer and more confusing. Though the artist is Israeli, Said’s words about the Palestinian plight best get at the undercurrent in this work: the “unhealable rift” and “terminal loss” of exile. Ben-Ner seems to posit that we are all others in someone’s eyes. Like many with overdetermined histories, Ben-Ner seems to wish his family would blend in, that its backstory would just go away.

It won’t, of course, and as he touches on these issues and melds the personal and political, while trying to make art and be a loving father, Ben-Ner creates androgynous and empathetic psychic sparks. He recombines ideas of masculinity in ways that few male artists have. In the past, he has shown himself imprisoned under a crib by his son and cast himself as a loving father of an ostrich family in Riverside Park. Whatever he does, you feel Ben-Ner’s desire to simultaneously ruffle feathers, escape, and make do.

In the rear gallery, Ben-Ner has installed two stationary bikes. If you climb on and pedal, a short video titled I’d give it to you if I could but I borrowed it is projected on a monitor. Onscreen, Ben-Ner and his kids rummage through a museum and assemble a bicycle from several readymade sculptures. After putting Duchamp’s bicycle wheel and the bike seat and handlebars of Picasso’s bull’s-head sculpture back to their original uses, the brood pauses to take LSD—the Ben-Ner family values are nothing if not strange—and then goes out for a ride. It’s as if you’re in a penny arcade watching some ancient film machine, only you’re part of the entertainment, and you mimic the action.

All art comes from other art, and all immigrants come from other places. What makes Ben-Ner’s art stand out is that he puts these ideas together so well, continually cannibalizing the culture and objects he encounters, trying to make these things work for his art and his family. In this way, he echoes the immigrant’s story and the artist’s quest.


media.nymag.com Brings home the Bacon!!!!!

I was very pleased to see that media.nymag.com has the hits coming, it could be the Lindsay Lohan layout of Marilyn Monroe, but they are getting a run for the Preacher requesting his parishioners to have sex for 30 straight days! Being a good Catholic boy I must s[peak up and say it is my position that he stole that idea from our Religion. Oh, they don't have have alter boys? I'm sorry! I normally write about furniture and how bad unprofessional so called "Professionals" screw up peoples beautiful furniture so I decided to switch it up today and maybe make you laugh a bit.




I Think Lindsay looks great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are your thoughts????????????????

Friday, February 15, 2008

It’s Time for Your Dream Office!

It’s Time for Your Dream Office!


How much time do you spend in your home office each day? 1 hour, 3 hours, 6 hours or more? If you spend a lot of time in your home office then you should consider giving it a total re-design. Having a clean and inspiring environment is essential to being healthy and working to your fullest potential.

I will point out some tips, resourced and show you a bunch of cool home offices to get you started on your office re-design. When you are done with your new office you will never want to leave!
How to get Started

1. Research

Check out other peoples office’s, research colors at the paint store and browse office furniture stores and websites so you can get a solid idea of what you want your office to look like.

2. Take measurements and Start Planning

The last thing you want to do is find a cool piece of furniture and then find out it doesn’t fit. So measure your room to see what kind of space you are working with.

3. Prep Work and Painting

Chances are you will need to do some prep work and this could include tasks such as filling holes, removing wallpaper, adding a primer coat of paint to the walls and so on. Once your room is prepped head over to your local paint store to get your paint, rollers, masking tape, brushes, pans and so on so you can paint!

4. Find Your Main Furniture Pieces

Now that your room is painted and ready to go you will need to fill it in with some of the important furniture pieces such as a desk, chair, cabinets and maybe a bookshelf. Feel free to add whatever pieces you want, but cover the basics first and try not to crowd your office.

5. Test Different Layouts

Try moving your furniture pieces around a lot to see what layout will be the most comfortable for you.

6. Accessories

Now its time to accessorize and give your new dream office that final touch. There are lots of great accessories out there such as plants, vases, candles or maybe you already have some cool items to display, but don’t forget less is more!

7. Do Some “Spring Cleaning”

The key to a great office to to keep clutter to a minimum. We all have tons of stuff, but do you really need that garden gnome with a missing arm on your bookshelf? ( Weird example, I know) A lot of people have what I like to call “Pack Rat Syndrome” and this is when they just cant get themselves to throw anything out. A nice solution to this is to have a garage sale, or donate some items to your local Good Will.

8. Organize Your Paperwork and Computer Files

The paperwork can pile up fast now a days and the same goes with computers files, so make sure you take some time to get organized and don’t just make this a one time event.

9. Develop Better Habits

Now that you have a great new office that is clean and organized you will want to keep it that way. You will need to get in the habit of cleaning your office on a regular basis. You will feel much better if everything is clean, organized and well designed!

10. Don’t Forget to Leave

Your new dream office is probably pretty awesome now and you may be working harder and better then ever, but you still need some fresh air. So get out and have some fun!

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Other Useful Tips

1. Try not to eat in your office, you don’t want crumbs in your keyboard!

2. Find some cable organizers to de-clutter your computer area and look into wireless electronics.

3. Open your window once in a while for some fresh air and natural sun light.

4. Get Sirius Satellite Radio or create a big iTunes Playlist so you can listen to your favorite music while working.

5. Get a paper shredder to dispose of important paper work.

6. Buy a white board to write down important tasks or get a notepad.

7. Get some sticky notes and use them as important reminders.

8. Dedicate a spot in your office for your wallet, keys, phone and other important items so you always know where they are.
Tips for Working With a Tight Budget

Don’t worry there are still plenty of ways to create a great office without buying new furniture or electronics.

1. Hit up garage sales, you will be amazed at what you can find. Don’ be afraid to take old furniture and refinish it so it will look brand new.

2. Find some flea markets; similar to garage sales flea markets can be a good place to find great items at low prices.

3. Check classifieds online such as Craiglist. People usually sell stuff for cheap and there is even a free items section where people are just giving stuff away.

4. Watch some shows on HGTV like Design on a Dime for tips on making the most of your design budget.

5. Have your own garage sale to raise money towards your office re-design.

6. Sell your old computers and electronics so you can put money towards your new gear.

7. Save all your change each day in a container and then cash it in after a few months.

8. Bring those soda cans and bottles to the recycling center you would be surprised how much you can make!
Cool Office Furniture and Accessory Stores

Crate and Barrel

CB2

Ikea

The Container Store
A final Note

If you don’t’ feel comfortable tackling this project on your own see if you can find an interior designer with reasonable rates to help you or ask some of your friends for their opinions. It seems like a large project, but with the proper planning, it can be a lot of fun and it will really make a difference in how you feel and how you work while in your new dream office!
Some Cool Offices




Feel free to post about your own plans or share photos of your own office with us!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Builders Green up Their Act!

Since we are a company that believes in GREEN, we all try to do our part to see that we can help. I subscribe to so many publications because as President of the company I have to stay a top of what the industry is doing, plus I have a passion for my business and love reading the stories. Anyway, I ran across this grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat article in "Remodeling Online" and felt a dire need to share it. And to you I say,enjoy!

Chrisstopher Purnell
Founder & President
EZ Furniture Assembly & Interior Innovations, LLC

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By Matt Nauman

By Matt Nauman IMediaNews Staff Writer

THE LAB inside Serious Materials' Sunnyvale headquarters resembles a kitchen. There's a mixer, a milkshake-making machine and a row of cake tins on a shelf filled with brown powders of various hues.

Lab technicians -- mostly scientists with advanced degrees -- measure and mix, pour and stir -- all in search of a better recipe.

But not for a cake. For drywall. Greener drywall. One that takes 90 percent less energy to produce and creates less greenhouse gas as a result. And one that could have a tremendous effect on the fight against global warming.

"The amount of CO2 we can impact is greater than any car company," says Kevin Surace, Serious Materials' chief executive officer.

BUILDIBusiness 2 Making drywall is a hugely energy-intensive process, accounting for about 1 percent of U.S. energy consumption and 25 billion pounds of CO2 in the air each year. In contrast, his greener drywall, EcoRock, is a zero-emissions product. The company plans to begin selling it this summer and ramp up to full production by fall.

Three venture capital firms -- New Enterprise Associates, Foundation Capital and Rustic Canyon Partners -- recently put down a $50 million bet that Serious Materials will find a big market for this and other green building materials, such as ultra-energy- efficient windows. That's a huge investment, but they're betting on a big payoff in the $1.3 trillion-a-year U.S. construction industry.

"This is going to revolutionize the (building) materials business," said Ted van der Linden, director of sustainable construction for DPR Construction, a $1.6 billion contractor based in Redwood City.

DPR hasn't agreed to buy EcoRock yet, van der Linden said, but his company will test it. DPR has seen green building projects -- ones that use Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design (LEED) standards -- grow from less than 1 percent of its revenue in 2004 to 53 percent in 2007.

Those numbers don't surprise Tom Hicks, vice president of LEED at the U.S. Green Building Council. His organization has certified 1,184 green building projects nationwide, including five in San Jose.

"The annual U.S. market in green building products and services was over $7 billion in 2005 and is now over $12 billion and is expected to continue to increase," he said.

Going mainstream

Five years ago, according to Hicks, consumers and contractors had trouble finding environmentally friendly paints and compact fluorescent light bulbs.

Now even big-box home-improvement retailers offer them and similar products.

As Serious Materials' CEO, Surace brings a high-tech background (Perfect Commerce, General Magic) to the construction business. For a guy who builds and sells drywall and windows, Surace sounds an awful lot like Al Gore.

Ask him about his company and he'll launch into a 20-minute treatise on global warming that focuses on the construction industry -- the materials and shipping used to build homes and offices, and the inefficient operation of those buildings -- as huge contributors to carbon emissions.

The 'big kahuna'

"The big kahuna is CO2 production in buildings," he said, filling a white board with the words: "cement, glass, metal, drywall."

Drywall is made using a process invented in 1917. Gypsum, the main ingredient in drywall, must be calcined, or super-heated, using coal, oil or natural gas as the source of the energy.

Depending on who does the math, anywhere from 25 percent to 45 percent of drywall cost is energy.

EcoRock doesn't need to be calcined. Its components -- the specific formula is a company secret and a reporter was asked not to write down the name of the ingredients on various bins and buckets in the lab -- are mixed.

A foamer is added, the mix heats up, cools down and then is set into a usable block of drywall. Surace expects EcoRock to sell for about

what it costs to buy premium drywall.

Drywall market

In the United States, 40 billion to 50 billion square feet of drywall is made each year.

Serious Materials already has an existing business, the Quiet Solution line of noise-reducing wood, drywall, glue and other products that generates $20 million a year in revenues.

So, as opposed to a startup that must launch both a company and its initial product, Serious Materials already knows the people who buy and use building products. Its products are sold by 4,000 dealers.

Production of the Quiet Solution products was recently moved to Newark. EcoRock and other green products will be made in Sunnyvale as well as at a planned factory in Syracuse, N.Y.

The company is about to launch a new product with new financing at an opportune time. The building industry is facing "more and more pressure" to change its ways, to adopt more green practices and use more green materials, said Tristan Korthals Altes, managing editor of the Environmental Building News newsletter.

That's because, according to the U.S. Green Building Council, buildings account for 65 percent of U.S. electricity use and produce 30 percent of the country's greenhouse-gas emissions and 30 percent of its waste

Originally published by Matt Nauman, MediaNews Staff Writer.

(c) 2008 Oakland Tribune. Provided by ProQuest Information and Learning. All rights Reserved.

Monday, February 11, 2008

IKEA Brings Back Da Funky With Funky Sofa Slipcover by BEMZ

Update Ikea sofas with funky fabrics

Bemz, the Swedish company that breathes new life into IKEA sofas and chairs, has added designs to its online portfolio of stylish and practical slipcover fabrics.

Bemz says its new Metropolis collection ""evokes classic fifties and sixties Scandinavian design and is ideal for creating a retro, moody atmosphere in homes and offices.""

Look for the new prisma stripe in moss green as well as solids such as dark navy blue and zinc grey.

Bemz, based on Stockholm, Sweden, was founded by Canadian Lesley Pennington.

The entire line of Bemz slipcovers is designed especially for IKEA furniture — even sofas that IKEA has discontinued. Simply go online, chose your fabric and try it out on the virtual sofa to see how it will look. Prices start at $45 (for the IKEA PS chair).

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Why buy new, when older is better built and Eco-Friendly?

This is an Article I really enjoyed and felt a pressing need to publish on our website. I would like to give special thanks to Vicky Sanderson for the story and all she does to produce products that are appealing but yet eco-friendly. Since EZ Furniture Assembly & Interior Innovations, LLC has begun to go Green it has been nothing short of amazing how we can utilize pieces of wood or scrap in another job, or to build a special, unique piece of furniture. Most kitchen cabinet companies just take town the old cabinets and throw them away where they will wind up in a landfill, unless they are of some value and the contractor decides to keep them to sell. If I were to tell you we weren't the same way I would be lying. However, today we operate quite differently we remove every cabinet with kids gloves and decide which ones are salvageable and which aren't. The ones that are we take back to our shop, clean them and do any minor repairs. Then when normally sand them down and re-stain or paint them and add new hardware (handles, pulls, hinges) and give them away FREE to a needy family. So many people think they are brand new cabinets, you would be surprised what a fresh coat of stain or paint can so! We do it with everything from clothes to children's toys. If you are a Church or non-profit agency in need of such things please contact us and we can arrange a schedule for when you can pick up such items or help us distribute furniture, televisions, and kitchen cabinets. To me it's all about doing the next right thing!

Christopher Purnell
President
EZ Furniture Assembly & Interior Innovations, LLC
www.ezfurnitureassembly.com



Vicky Sanderson
Special to The Star

One of the biggest trends in home decor is a movement away from slick composite and laminate materials toward wood that looks like it has lived a little.

Richly grained, weathered timber is turning up everywhere – in flooring, furniture and tabletop pieces – while wood-inspired design is showing up as a graphic element in textiles and wall coverings. At the same time, eco-friendly and sustainably produced housewares are becoming more desirable in decor and design circles.

The two trends merge nicely in furniture and accessories for the home made from "reclaimed timber" – wood that comes from existing furniture, architectural sites and urban canopies, or is surplus created in a building process.

The growing popularity of solid wood pieces with a time-worn look is no surprise to Rita Thiel, owner of JacKryn France, a boutique in Aurora that recently introduced a line of French country pieces handcrafted from reclaimed oak and pine.

Thiel says the allure of the new line lies in the simplicity of design and quality of timber, which is carefully stained and polished to create an effect called "Brocante," which Thiel translates as "country antique market."

Reclaimed pieces speak to a growing desire to own things that last, Thiel says. "People are more willing to save up slowly for a great piece because they understand that it will become an heirloom they pass on to their children," she says.

The signature pieces on display in her store work particularly well in kitchens, Thiel suggests, because they can be moved as needed, and can go with the family when it moves, as befits an heirloom.

The Brocante line includes a two-drawer sideboard with a chopping block, which sells for $1,020, while a classic sideboard sells for $1,116 and cane chairs retail for $612. For more information and for hours and location, go to jackryn.com or call 905-726-3451.

Urban Tree Salvage also makes furniture and accessories with built-in history, working with wood from urban trees that have been removed because of storm or insect damage, disease and construction, as well as timber salvaged from local historical sites.

Their serving platters are created from reclaimed slabs of wood, usually elm and maple, or occasionally birch and walnut. They're made with or without handles and finished in a food-safe hemp oil; prices start about $75. Candle holders are made of old-growth pine and hemlock salvaged from centuries-old timbers recently excavated near Toronto's lake front, at what was once known as Queen's Wharf. Four or six-piece holders sell for $20 and $25.

Later this year, Urban Tree Salvage will begin offering console, coffee and end tables made from the Queen's Wharf pine that will be shipped flat-packed for assembly. Prices start at $300. For more information, go to urbantreesalvage. com or visit 19A Malley Rd. in Scarborough 647-438-7516).

Ten Thousand Villages, a fair- trade organization that sells handcrafted goods from developing countries around the world, is a great source for wood products, including some from reclaimed timber. A teak bowl with undulating lines is made from salvaged Indonesian wood and sells for $150. For store locations or to shop online, go to tenthousandvillages.ca.

Using reclaimed materials and cut-offs seems to be a major theme at Made, a store at 867 Dundas St. W., that specializes in handmade works and small-run pieces by Canadian designers and artists.

Galiano lamps by Vancouver's Propellor Design, for example, feature biodegradable shades made from reclaimed Douglas fir and funny little twig pulls made from arbutus tree branches that came down during the wind storms in Vancouver in 2006. The lamps can be disassembled for repurposing or recycling at the end of the product's life cycle. To encourage reuse, how-to instructions for disassembly are attached to the inside of the lamp. Galiano lamps come in various sizes; prices start at about $260. To see other works go to propellor.ca.

Designers Cristina Covello and Andrew Reesor, who work with recycled materials such as plastic bags, tin cans, pop bottles and windshield glass, have added a DIY twist to repurposing wood. Their simple rePly chair is made from lowly plywood, and is also available through Made. Ambitious homeowners can download instructions for making the chair with leftover material at replychair.com

For more information and store hours, go to madedesign.ca or call 416-607-6384.

And here's a hot tip if you love modern design and like the idea of supporting new Canadian talent. Made will be hosting Radiant Dark, an exhibit of emerging Canadian designers from Feb. 20 to 27 at the Burroughs Building (639 Queen St. W.).

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Beware of Shady Contractors & Furniture Asssemblrs

I am sure many of you found some humor I'm my last post, but believe me if happens all the time. I can't tell you how bad I feel for these people, and if I tell them that this can;t be done for this or they will cut corners it sounds to them that I am trying to undermine them to get the work. Most Importantly go with your gut!

Beware of a contractor who:

• Isn't licensed or insured if applicable for the work at hand. You can check their license online at the NY State licensing website.

• Has popped up out of nowhere, literally. You can't verify any of her references, websites, commercial references, or that she even has a fixed business address.

• Rubs you the wrong way. "Trust your instincts," "If something doesn't feel right about the person, then it probably isn't." If they are in and out in 15 minutes with a price be sure to thank them as you show them the door.

If it's a furniture assembly job most if not all professional companies charge 1/3 of the retail price. If this person offers a price far less it is a flag they are new to the business and have no idea what they are doing.


• Is so eager to get things started that technicalities get brushed away -- but not the fee. He'll say you don't need to sign a contract and try to get you to pay for the project up front. This Old House: Get it in writing
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* This Old House: How to hire a contractor
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• Asks you to write a check directly to him for products, such as cabinets and windows, instead of to the company supplying the items.

• Offers a bargain in exchange for using your home as an example of her work or tempts you with a low price that's only on the table if you sign that day.

• Tries to get you to buy stuff you already have. Don't get talked into paying to install a new kitchen cabinet set if you like the one you have.

• Asks you to pay for work that hasn't been done yet or for materials that haven't arrived. Most contractors require about 1/3 of the total price up front and the rest as the job progresses and you are satisfied with the work as it is being done. They also normally figure a total material costs where they have you make a deposit on the total amount of materials in the amount of 1/3 of the total price plus a 20% mark up they add to the price. If they ask for all the money up front, again show them the door!

. If you call and they are busy that is a good sign. It's the guy who is waiting for the phone to ring that you need to worry about because that normally means they have done such poor work that they don't have any referral work, or they are not even a business that has capital to market. However, in the furniture assembly business some companies are able to do several jobs a day and try to schedule new appointments within 72 hours, but no professional contractor should be able to do your job in that time unless he has an army work on 20 jobs at a time.

. Last but not least be weary of the low baller who bids so low that there is now way they can complete a professional job for such a low price. Get three or so bids and out of the ones that are close in price make your decision and make sure you get it all in writing.

Christopher Purnell
www.ezfurnitureassembly.com

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Furniture Assembly isn't Expensive, it's Priceless!

Once again we have received several disturbing calls from people who hired someone to assemble their furniture or have their kitchen cabinets installed only to have them damaged, broken, or incorrectly assembled or installed.

I can't for the life of me understand why people go to Ikea, Crate & Barrel, or spend thousands of dollars on kitchen cabinetry only to have it assembled or installed by the person who quotes them the lowest price. Then they call us which ends up costing them more because they already paid some schmuck to do the job, now they have to pay us to come back in and try and fix their mistakes. With furniture it can be a simple fix or at least a minimum cost, but kitchen cabinets are another ballgame. I have seen so called expert installer utterly destroy thousands of dollars of cabinetry by not doing something as simple as mounting the cabinets to studs. I will never forget this one lady who contacted us last November to have us assemble and install about 10 base and 15 wall cabinets from a high end stock semi-stock cabinet company. We quoted her a price that was fair and competitive considering the work that was involved because the wall that seperated the kitchen from the living room was not well built and had studs every 4-5 feet so we would have to take down the sheetrock and reframe the wall and while we were in there we suggested that we run a support brace between each suds for the cabinets to screw into which would act as extra support, and since we were already opening the wall it would only be a hundred or two difference in cost. I felt she would understand the idea and reason for the added support since she made it a point in every email and at least a dozen times during our intial meeting how she would be storing her great Grandmothers fine bone china that was a perfect set and valued at $35,000.00. Which she even went as far as to insure it against theft, fire, etc.

Well, to make a long story short, she informed me very nicely that another company had provided a quote that more than half less than what we estimated. We never consider a person's financial status when calculating the estimate, unless the person has special circumstances such as a single mother trying to make it, or a family who has been through some sort of bad times. However, if the person is well off, great for them! We post our rates on our website to let people know that everyone pays the same. My point being is that this person was well to do and could had afforded to have any cabinets installed by anyone but choose to go with the lowest bidder. The minute I read the email red flags started popping up and I knew what the end result would be. She explained that she really wanted our company to do the work, but wanted us to match the other bidder's quote. I wrote her back and immediately and thanked her for her offer, but there was no way that we could do that amount of work for such a low price. I told her that she should really think this out because if someone submits such a low price compared to three or four other companies who are in the same range, it is normally a sign that the person is new to the business, will do a poor job because they can't afford to do a quality job at that price, or both. Professional companies have operating costs like insurance, rent, license fees, etc, plus quality technicians don't work for peanuts. Nevertheless, I didn't hear back from her until Thanksgiving.

I will never forget this call as long as I live. It was early afternoon and I had traveled to Pennsylvania to be with family for the holiday and my phone began to ring frantically. My daughter said " Daddy, don't answer the phone it's a howeyday and you don't work on howeydays" She was right so I looked at the number and didn't recognize the number so we went about our day, but the phone just continued to ring and ring and ring. Now I was getting upset because this person had called over 30 times in a half hour. then I got worried maybe a friend or coworker was involved in a accident so i decided to call the number back. Before i could even dial the number the phone was ringing again so I answered it and it was the lady who had the kitchen job from 3 weeks ago which we lost to another company. She was in tears crying to me about what happened. After about 20 minutes I was able to understand because she was at the point of hysteria that I was in fear for her health trying to tell her to relax. Well, she had the company that low balled the job do the installation and on Thanksgiving she invited her entire family over and all the women were helping to prepare the big turkey dinner when the first set of cabinets came down smashing everything inside and underneath them. Then like a domino effect they all began tearing each other down breaking every piece of her precious china and smashing her $12,000 granite countertop. I asked her if she called the company that did the installation company, she informed that they didn't have a business card on them and gave her their # in the event she had any problems or needed more work. She told me she called the number they wrote down but it was to a cell phone that was out of time. I thought to myself here is another victim of their own doing. What professional company can't afford a land line or has such bad credit they have to use a pre-paid phone.I really couldn't understand why she was calling me. I guess she just wanted to speak to someone who understood the problem because we can't turn back time and save her china or counter. I finally got her to relax and told her to keep trying to contact this person and I would come by the coming Monday to assess the damages. I also suggested she contact her insurance company since she had insurance on the china.

Before I hung up the phone I knew exactly what happened and was only going there Monday out of pure sympathy for this poor lady, because there was nothing I could do to bring back all her china and the damages and above all embarrassment. As soon as I arrived she began crying again telling me that the insurance company declined her claim because it didn't cover damages as a result of improper installation and/or poor workmanship. She finally got a hold of the " big time " contractor who scraped up a ten spot for minutes only to hear that he wasn't a company and was living in a drop in shelter! Surprise??? Nope!!! I walked into the kitchen and every single cabinet was busted with the sheetrock torn off showing the bare framing and her electrical wires and water pipes. I moved up closer to the wall because I noticed the floor was wet about 6 feet from the sink and saw a screw they drilled directly into the water pipe and was only dripping but would eventually come out and flood the house or drip until it filled her wall, floor and neighbors below with mold and water damage. In a way it was a blessing that the cabinets did come down because if that leak never blew it would be trapped behind the wall and I would hate to think of the damages that would have happened if that blasted water for even just a few minutes never mind an hour or so if they had to call in the super to come in and shut off all the water to the building because at first they wouldn't know exactly where it was coming from. It could have been a real nightmare! I really didn't want to bring this mess to the attention of the building management for this persons sake. I was able to locate a shut off valve in a closet and cut the water off. Then we removed everything and used towels on the floor and a special funnel and hose we made to run the water to the sink because their was a lot of pressure in that pipe. I had the plumber fix the pipe and we went ahead and went with the original plan to strengthen the wall and run braces between the studs, hang new sheetrock with the wall behind the sink being water resistant. We painted it and sold her cabinets from a company we are a distributor for at our cost, and did the cabinet installation at just enough to cover operating costs and actual labor costs. In total she ended up spending about $50,000 for a job we could have done right the first time for under $20,000, and that doesn't include her financial losses in regard to the china and counters.

In my next posting I will tell you to look for in a quality contractor and what red flags should send you running the other way. Always remember that " Quality isn't Expensive, it's Priceless "!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

EZ Furniture Assembly has Received Expert Status on Enzine Atricles

Hello Everyone!

I am very proud to announce that EZ Furniture Assembly & Interior Innovations, LLC has received Expert status on Enzine Articles in Professional Furniture Assembly. As President and founder of the company it always makes me very happy when we are recognized for our hard work. The hardest part about this business is the marketing aspect because even though the industry is new and competition is limited, it's hard to get people to know that there are professional furniture assembly services that are now available so they don't have to spend their weekends wasted "trying" to assemble something they never imagined would be so difficult. Another factor we are trying to get across to consumers that not everyone who claims to be a furniture assembler is a professional, and might end up just ruining the furniture. We are Licensed,Insured, and Certified and many, many people aren't so be careful before you hire someone. We strongly suggest you use the National Network of Professional Assemblers at www.assemble4you.com that has Certified Assemblers in almost every state.


As Featured On Ezine Articles

10 Things to know when going to IKEA

10 Things to know when going to IKEA

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1. Start at the top floor and work your way down. I shopped on level one where all the large, bulky items are kept. I ended up with a cart so full of furniture that I couldn’t maneuver it and had to skip all the other floors.

2. IKEA has it’s own time zone. What you think should take one hour will actually take 3-4 hours because there are so many interesting items that shopping becomes a half day excursion.

3. Don’t take the display. I found a wooden organizational box with 3 drawers that I wanted for hair brushes. In my excitement, I pulled the display box instead of the ones just like it that are for sale. Even though I used the Self Check-out Lane, IKEA personnel noticed and wouldn’t let me buy it.

4. Take a copy of the catalog in English. I thought I didn’t really need a printed catalog because I shop online, but my friend pointed out that the catalog has many more items than the website. Lucky for me, I grabbed a copy in English while she is now learning El Espanol (sorry Shannon).

5. You need to take an assistant with you. If you’re buying lots of stuff and need to pull the car up to the loading zone, you will definitely need a friend with you to either stay with your items or retrieve your car from the massive parking lot. We had each other but noticed we’d be s— out of luck if we were alone.



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Sunday, February 3, 2008

Ikea furniture is more than a simple weekwnd project!!!!

We’re a bit snowed in here, even had a real snow day yesterday where they let us go home early from work! A perfect weekend for indoor projects around the house. We made a trip to ikea earlier this week, a trip that we had been putting off since moving in. We had kind of been waiting until the shock of making the largest purchase of our life had worn off, until we felt like we could spend money again on needed furniture like new desks and bookcases.

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Although there has been much cursing of the swedes and throwing my hands up in despair at interpreting the assembly diagrams (that dowel is supposed to go where?) I’m happy to have a really nice desk and it will hopefully help me to finally get my studio in presentable shape. Once all the clutter has been sorted into it’s new hiding places I hope to be able to share more photos of my workspace, it’s something I’ve been meaning to do. Also, please enjoy the new craft soundtrack, I have been listening to it while putting together the furniture all day, so it’s well tested!

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I am a person who has had a rollercoaster of a life, with more downs than ups. I spent several years in marketing in which I started entry level and left Regional Marketing Director. I was blessed with a little princess and deiced my life needed an over haul so I started EZ Furniture Assembly & Interior Innovations, LLC with no more than a few screwdrivers, a shoebox of past due bills and a passion to succeed at something I found I really enjoy. Today I run NYC's top professional furniture assembly & kitchen installation companies, and am considered an expert in my industry.