New York City's Hottest Clubs!!!!!!

If you live here in the "Rotten Apple" you already know what's HOT & what's NOT! But for these tourists that end up getting sucked into comedy shows from ticket monsters in Times Square I felt it was my Duty as a daily Partier to share the best of the best with the tourists. What the hell, they paid at least a grand to come here and another 10 for nasal spray for the smog, the least we can do is point them in the right direction. These clubs are where you will see everyone from movie stars, Rock Stars, Rock Stars without Guitars, and normally a rapper or two. BE SURE TO CHECK THE DRESS CODE BEFORE YO GO CLUBBING!!!!. Hey Alice... your not in Kansas anymore. Most of the clubs here require you to wear a suit and tie or club clothes. Don't know what club clothes are? Do a quick Google search under "nyc club clothes" so you will get an idea of what to buy, because those Levi's and GAP sweaters don't cut it here. However, the money you spend on clothing will be well spent when you've been clubbing till four in the morning and danced with your favorite singer. Oh yeah... a quick trip to canal street to pick up a nice Knockoff Gucci bag and some Tiffany jewelry never hurt either. In closing PLEASE NOTE that New York City supplies FREE condoms so make sure you have that thing covered because that's one Souvenir you don't wanna bring back home.

If you are a "City Dweller" and know of some more Hot spots you woulld like to share feel free this blog is all about the city and what we have and what they want. Cheers!

Michael Mahoney
Drunken Contributing Editor

Sugar Daddy
FOUR SEASONS HOTEL BAR
57 E. 57th St.
212-758-5700

After work is a little scary—women in tight, cleavage-baring designer clothes prance around, looking to pounce on thick, watch-wearing suits—but late night, the real-deal moguls and heiresses come out to play.

Model
MARQUEE
289 Tenth Ave.
646-473-0202

You’ll have to fight for attention with the guys flashing black AmEx cards, but the models are top shelf: Gisele, Karolina Kurkova, Natalia Vodianova & Co. hang out in the back room.

Musician
DARKROOM
165 Ludlow St.
212-353-0536

Bands like the Libertines and Interpol have been throwing after-parties at this basement-level bar since it opened late last year. The narrow layout ensures that stars rub elbows with their hangers-on—and they seem more than happy to do so.

Stockbroker
ULYSSES
58 Stone St.
212-482-0400

Hip for a financial-district bar, with close Wall Street proximity and plenty of nooks and crannies to retire to. The action is thickest right after the market lets out on Thursdays, from 5 to 8.

Doctor
BELLA BLUE
967 Lexington Ave.
212-988-4624

This relaxed restaurant is blocks from Lenox Hill Hospital, New York Presbyterian, and every doctor’s office on the Upper East Side. On any given night, you’re likely to spot a well-known physician or surgeon.

Gay Man
THE SLIDE
356 Bowery
212-420-8885

Sometimes feisty, sometimes sleazy, but always foolproof, this is the fast food of hookups: no fuss, low-priced, and billions and billions served. The midweek crowd is graying; on weekends, shirtless, college-age barflies score free drinks and gyrate on the corner stage.

Lesbian
STARLIGHT BAR & LOUNGE
167 Ave. A
212-475-2172

Girl-on-girl options are often limited to humble neighborhood joints or overblown tourist traps. With its slinky house music, stiff cocktails, and seduction-inspiring sofas, “Starlette” on Sundays is an oasis packed with a wide mix of women.

Literary Type
HAPPY ENDING
302 Broome St.
212-334-9676

A young, attractive, inebriated bunch attends the 8 p.m. Wednesday reading series at this basement red-lit bar. Quietly pretending to pay attention leaves ample time to spot prey—fittingly, series director Amanda Stern fields requests for e-mail addresses the next day.

Hipster
FUN HOUSE
160 N. 4th St., Williamsburg
718-302-4300

A scruffy crowd arrives by bicycle and pays proper lack of attention to grooming. Look for starving filmmakers on screening nights; lavish praise is a surefire entrée. The man made of Barbie parts is a conversation-starter with starving artists.

Jock
BROTHER JIMMY'S BBQ
1485 Second Ave.
212-288-0999

Home to baseball-capped legions and tank-topped girls who’ve never met a table that didn’t need to be danced on. Challenge your targets to a drinking contest—try “Swamp Water,” a fishbowl full of vodka that comes with a grenadine-filled alligator figurine, and six straws.

Celeb
BUNGALOW 8
515 W. 27th St.
212-629-3333

The Energizer Bunny of celeb watering holes is still pulling boldfaced names from Colin to Mary-Kate in to the VIP banquettes nearest the bar. Slip past the bouncer before 11 p.m., and pass the time before the stars come out.

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